We’ve heard your feedback: “Seraphim, how can you possibly get event coverage out any faster?” Well, hold onto your mesh wigs, because we’ve found the answer—TOTAL AI TAKEOVER.

Starting immediately, all Seraphim photos will be enhanced by a cutting-edge AI that adds perfect lighting, flawless angles, and maybe even an extra touch of sparkle (whether the designer intended it or not). 🌟

But that’s not all! We’re also using AI to write every event description. No more worrying about what an item actually is—our AI will confidently tell you, whether it’s correct or not! Is that a dining set or a cyberpunk spaceship? Who knows! But it sounds amazing. 🚀🍽️

And to truly embrace bot culture, we’re training our entire team to think and act more like AI. Expect responses like “We appreciate your feedback, valued user” and “Calculating optimal shopping experience… Please stand by.”

The future is here, and it’s algorithm-approved. You’re welcome. 😎